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Name: Mick Age: 21 Location: Country SA Job: Drive 300t trucks around a minesite Likes: Bmx, motos.. cars Rides: 2011 Crf50 88kitted and 2007 Kx250f

ive got an ishock and have had no problems

Yeah, thanks man.

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us...

Q.What has a bottom at its top? A. A leg.

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

A university professor is in the habit of starting his lectures with rude sexist jokes. All the females in the class have had enough and decide that they are all going to walk out when the professor starts his next rude joke. But the professor discovers their plan and is one step ahead. The...

What's the best way to tell if a man is sexually aroused? Check whether he's breathing.

Mary says to Claire, "Shamus tells me that he's been fantasizing of 2 women at once." "Sheesus!" said Claire, "What did you say?" "Isn't it enough that one woman laughs at you in bed, why anger another."

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what is she doing out of the kitchen?

A man & a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair & under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair &...

Sick bikes.