Help make up reasons why MICK *rotn50* should call in sick and come riding

[wakey]

Right ill start.

- he has found a cure for cancer and needs to tell the world

 

[wakey]

his right arm fell off and hes going to get it sewn back on

 

[wakey]

his cat ate his ute keys

 

[wakey]

he is the 5th element!

 

[wakey]

he's busy chasing small monkeys with a chainsaw

 

[Cordogs]

He's got a recovering shoulder injury and should rest up!
Wait I've read this wrong haven't I?

 

[Cordogs]

He should come n show some support because he works to damn much? How's that!

 

[8r3nd0]

He's busy giving lifts to little old ladies to the bowling club with his pitty.


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[Cordogs]

He's romancing little old bowling ladies on his pitty!

 

[Cordogs]

He's romancing a pitty on an old ladies bowling green?

 

[Rodney68]

Mick should chew up the bowling green on his pitty :thumbup:

 

[timeeh]

His dog ate his homework???

 

[wakey]

his piddy ate his dog

 

[rotn50]

He's eharmony chick agrees that riding comes first bahahaha

 

[Cordogs]

Big date tonight!

 

[wakey]

go on mick!! sticky fingers lol

 

[timeeh]

He's eharmony chick agrees that riding comes first bahahaha

We have a winnah

 

[Rodney68]

He cant go to work because he is taking the eharmony chick for a ride on his pitty :listen:

 

[rotn50]

Like hell lol, she don't like motorsports, and def doesn't like dogging feral pigs and that def means it aint getting on my piddys or quads, and on top of all that it is now stalking me with messages after I told her we don't have hobbies in common and it wont work, the ***** then says you know I was willing to try motorbikes, so in the end its all my fault. I didn't realize until today that I am a real catch and will be able to pick and choose as im such quality lol.

 

[Cordogs]

Haha^ Casanova right here ladies and gentlemen!