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So I pull in to the Seaford Gas Station next to the Super Market this morning to fill up my bike.
Go to the pump. It has a padlock on it. So I go over to the next pump and put the nozzle in and nothing happens.
I go in to the shop and the MONG is giving me the evils and says to me ,
"Mate are you going to pay first??"
And I say to him ,
"WTF! Since when has anyone ever had to pay gas BEFORE filling?!?!? How can I pay if I don't know how much it is gonna cost to fill it up???"
And then he turns the pump on and says ,
"Ok you can go fill up now. I thought you were a pit bike. We have had a bunch of them in here filling up."
What a total numb nut. What would it matter anyway!!!!
I say to him ,
"Mate. It looks nothing like a Pit Bike. See that big shiny chrome thing on the front. It is called a f**cking headlight. See those little smaller chrome things on the sides... indiiiiicators.....and if I turn it around you will see it has a FREAKING LICENSE PLATE!!!!!!!!"
Anyway I highly recommend avoiding this gas station as it is populated by retards.
Go to the pump. It has a padlock on it. So I go over to the next pump and put the nozzle in and nothing happens.
I go in to the shop and the MONG is giving me the evils and says to me ,
"Mate are you going to pay first??"
And I say to him ,
"WTF! Since when has anyone ever had to pay gas BEFORE filling?!?!? How can I pay if I don't know how much it is gonna cost to fill it up???"
And then he turns the pump on and says ,
"Ok you can go fill up now. I thought you were a pit bike. We have had a bunch of them in here filling up."
What a total numb nut. What would it matter anyway!!!!
I say to him ,
"Mate. It looks nothing like a Pit Bike. See that big shiny chrome thing on the front. It is called a f**cking headlight. See those little smaller chrome things on the sides... indiiiiicators.....and if I turn it around you will see it has a FREAKING LICENSE PLATE!!!!!!!!"
Anyway I highly recommend avoiding this gas station as it is populated by retards.