Monday Joke

[Ruby]

Two whales are out swimming together one day, Tania and Diana.

After a few miles they see a ship on the horizon and head towards it.

'If we squirt water from our blowholes hard enough, maybe we can sink that
ship' Tania commented.

'That sounds like fun,' Diana replied.

So they hit the ship with everything they had and sure enough under the dual
bombardment the ship began to sink.

Tania started to grab the sailors in her mouth and eat them. After the third
she realised that Diana wasn't joining her

'Come on,' she said, 'tuck in.'

'No thanks,' replied Diana, 'I'm willing to give blow jobs, but I won't
swallow the seamen.'

LOL

 

[pascal125]

LOL i heard that one before...

hey ruby, ur mum's like a hardware store....5 cents a screw ROFL. jks

ur mum's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, pushed around and treated like shit but she still comes back. LOL

i got plenty more of those jokes but i don't wonna offend any1.
cheers

 

[Sidney]

I have a pretty funny one but it's kinda racist so I guess I won't say it.

 

[yelloww proX]

ruby that joke was as funny as the joke u pulled on us all u pedo






joking..........kinda

 

[Divy]

ruby that joke was as funny as the joke u pulled on us all u pedo

BAHAHA soo true yelloww proX

 

[jazle]

ur mums so dumb she sold her car for petrol money lol thats all ive got

 

[Sidney]

What do you say when you wake up and your TV is floating out the window?

FREEZE N!66@!

 

[yelloww proX]

what do u say when sidneys on the fourm????... o fuck lets go

 

[benox]

What do you say when you wake up and your TV is floating out the window?

FREEZE N!66@!

Don't even tell me that you honestly think thats funny, Are you like nine?



LOL, Delia.. Nice man LOL So true too

 

[yelloww proX]

y do n1gg@s like going to jail???? bcoz they get a bed to sleep on

 

[MITTZ]

haha, whats brown and sticky... a stick!
i know it was lame and i shoud hit myself, lol

 

[daniel40]

wat do u call for negro's in a red sleeping bag....... a kit kat lol

 

[pitmaster]

wat do u call for negro's in a red sleeping bag....... a kit kat lol

what do you call Daniel after those 4 negros beat him up.........dead!!

 

[daniel40]

lol id try take em.

 

[crazzy #1]

what do you call a lebo between two buildings?

ally!!!

ROFL

 

[Ruby]

Q. What do you call a nigga with a sheet of galvanised iron on his head?

A. First home buyer.



Q. What do you call a nigga with 10 sheets of galvanised iron on his head?

A. Real Estate agent.

 

[pascal125]

ur mommas so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

ur mommas so dumb she sold her car for fuel money

ur mommas so fat that whenshe fell down the grand canyon she got stuck.

LOL, i love the "ya momma" jokes, lol.

oh yeh, and one me and mi best friend made up:

There's this dad, and he has an annoying little 8 yr old son, and one day they got home after a tiring day of playing footy at the park and the son kept hassling him about random things and pissing off the dad.
so he turns the door knob but doesn't push the door open, and the kids like
'you have to push!!!'
and the dad says
'yes, yes, that's what your mother told me but it didn't do me any good!' LOL

EDIT: oh yeh, just remembered one last one,
ya mommas so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed! LOL

 

[fruitengine_hannah]

hahahaha!!! really funny... post some more..
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[kracks]

lol someone should make a topic on jokes

 

[Ruby]

lol someone should make a topic on jokes

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