Two whales are out swimming together one day, Tania and Diana.
After a few miles they see a ship on the horizon and head towards it.
'If we squirt water from our blowholes hard enough, maybe we can sink that
ship' Tania commented.
'That sounds like fun,' Diana replied.
So they hit the ship with everything they had and sure enough under the dual
bombardment the ship began to sink.
Tania started to grab the sailors in her mouth and eat them. After the third
she realised that Diana wasn't joining her
'Come on,' she said, 'tuck in.'
'No thanks,' replied Diana, 'I'm willing to give blow jobs, but I won't
swallow the seamen.'
LOL
After a few miles they see a ship on the horizon and head towards it.
'If we squirt water from our blowholes hard enough, maybe we can sink that
ship' Tania commented.
'That sounds like fun,' Diana replied.
So they hit the ship with everything they had and sure enough under the dual
bombardment the ship began to sink.
Tania started to grab the sailors in her mouth and eat them. After the third
she realised that Diana wasn't joining her
'Come on,' she said, 'tuck in.'
'No thanks,' replied Diana, 'I'm willing to give blow jobs, but I won't
swallow the seamen.'
LOL