Q. Two Rockingham girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Rockingham girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Rockingham girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Rocko girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a Rockingham girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Rocko quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Rocko's in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What's the difference between a Rocko boy and a Rocko girl?
A. A Rocko girl has a higher sperm count.
Don't kill me Rocko boys just thought this was funny as i use to live there back in the day